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the one who wants to let you under.
[info]luxemburger
Maybe it is just the kind of mood I am in, but I think everyone should post the tool-iest pictures of themselves they can find.

(Ahaha. And maybe this is just an excuse to post the douchiest picture of myself ever... but I haven't decided yet.)











Hah. I am a tool.

Oh, no, wait, I'm totally adorable in all ways.



Stay classy.

okaaaaaaaay, so these are the runners-up. (it was kind of a hard decision on these, apparently I take a lot of photos where I think I look like a dick, so!)

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AND THE WINNER IS


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ahahahaha. yeah.

that paper bag hat = aces.

I just full-out giggled.

Is that me in that second to last pic, roommie? It's sort of impossible to tell, but that looks like dorm furniture in the background and the hair looks sort of right...

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whatever... I don't don't tool-y pictures of myself.

but I did type wool before tool. I don't take wool-y pictures.

you don't have tool-y pictures of yourself. i beg to differ!



still, it's probably my favorite picture of you ever. ah well.

how the fizzle do you post pictures? i've got a crop of real winners, let me tell you.

if you have them uploaded somewhere, you can type <*img src="url of image"*> but without the asterisks!

Oh, man. I have a couple.
This one's more recent. It's just a couple months ago.



And this one's from senior year of high school.


Ahaha, awww. Your hair looks really adorable in that high school picture.

God, I look like a bitch.
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This was the night we found our kitten, Rip. But I look like a ho.
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Uh...I look like a typical Charleston bitch. And I can't say anything; I was sitting in the Lacoste box at the tennis tourney.
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I really like that first picture. You look adorable, and not at all tool-like. (Which isn't to say that you look like a giant one in the rest, just that it's the least tool-ish of them all.)

And is it weird if I really like the colors in that last outfit?

Ahaha, I think commencement ceremonies make everyone look kind of like a dick.

...who is that boy in the third? Is that an old picture or a new one? I might know the answer.

I don't know if it's "tool-y" but def weird...
sexyness

in my car... still not sure which is worse
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Awww, I think they're both cute. ;)

There are probably more. Let me dig.

I thought the trees outside the window were part of your outfit for a second and I was about to say that you win.

Ahaha.

smug laughing?



hideous dancing?


I think any possible smugness in the first picture is cancelled out by how amazing the shirt looks on you.

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Toolishness at a young age.

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Being an asshole is kind of my default.

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This one was taken by complete strangers. Tool!

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Only tools make plastic geese attack their cousins.

The only purpose white crayons serve is for easter eggs.

Man, I love easter eggs.

Sam, I love that you make a two-sentence post, and it spawns over a hundred comments overnight.

It pleases me rather quite a bit, I must say. I like everyone's pictures, and all the banter.

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In the second to last one, we were trying to look tool-y. Personally, I think I was the most successful.

I'm not sure I actually look like a tool in the last one, although [info]ninjascrabbit might disagree :)

My pictures are just showing up as little notebook-y things... I don't know why. Let me know if you can't see them, and I will try again. When I click on them they work for me.


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